WHAT IF… 1
Let’s play What if… Right first one: what if Flea had died instead of Hillel?
And the Chilli Papers quickly disintegrated and Anthony became Chilly Tony, singing prince of Venice Beach buskers, and instead of the last fifteen years being a slow retreat into this half-classy crooner place he’s gone to, it’s fifteen years of emotionally-loaded, but ever crowd-pleasing tweaked-out street-scat for spare change that culminates in a rediscovery (by Rick Rubin, i guess) and another record deal, and we get a 49-year old Anthony who is blasting into full-on arena rock stardom for the first time with all the Ning nang Nongs and Popcorn-peanuts-lookin-at-big-butts front and center?
